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Hammarica.com’s crew is excited to see what the new Krakt techno parties will bring to Seattle. What is Krakt??? Check it out:

KRAKT WATCHING SEATTLE.
KRAKT NOT IMPRESSED.
SEATTLE GET SOFT.
GROW HUGE VAGINA.
KRAKT DISGUSTED.
PLUG VAGINA.
MAKE IT DO KEGEL EXERCISE.
FILL WITH TECHNO.
AND BOOZE.
WEEK AFTER DECIBEL.KRAKT NO CARE ABOUT MOLY HANGOVERS.
SEATTLE NOT NEED SEROTONIN.
SEATTLE ONLY NEED ROLE MODEL.

KRAKT RECRUIT BRYAN ZENTZ.
ZENTZ PROVEN INSURGENT.
TRAIN SEATTLE TO DESTROY.
MAKE MAN OF SEATTLE.

KRAKT GET PIG & DAN.
PIG AND KRAKT BUNNY PARTY LIKE ANIMAL.
KICK DAN OFF PLANE.
NOT EVEN GIVE PARACHUTE.
KRAKT ONLY NEED PIG.
AND TECHNO.
AND BOOZE.
AND BITCHES.
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RETURN OF KRAKT | OCT 5 | ELECTRIC TEA GARDEN | SEATTLE WA | $15
PIG | BRYAN ZENTZ | KRISTINA CHILDS | MISS SHELRAWKA | RODDIMUS
TECHNO. BOOZE. BITCHES. EVERY OTHER 1ST FRIDAY.

10:00-11:00 – Tag Team
11:00-12:00 – RODDIMUS
12:00-1:00 – BRYAN ZENTZ
1:00-2:30 – PIG
2:30-3:30 – KRISTINA CHILDS
3:30-4:30 – MISS SHELRAWKA

Be on the lookout for our upcoming interview with Pig & Dan!

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