Category : SATIRE

Bedroom DJ EDM PR News www.edmpr.com
Nearly 5 years ago

THE BEST WAY TO BOOST YOUR DJ CAREER IS TO RETIRE FROM IT

“IT HAS BEEN AN INDUSTRY SECRET, BUT RETIRING FROM DJ’ING WILL BOOST YOUR DJ CAREER IN WAYS YOU’D NEVER IMAGINE” Often DJs

Carl Cox DJ Mag 100
Nearly 5 years ago

CARL COX TO ERASE DJ MAG 100 WINS FROM BIO WHEN MARTIN GARRIX COPS TITLE?

The quality of the list has been diluted by mainstream copycats and iPad promo teams Finally, this year MARTIN GARRIX is expected to

washing machine EDM PR News www.edmpr.com
Nearly 5 years ago

A&R: SECRET TO SKRILLEX’ SUCCESS IS HIS BROKEN WASHING MACHINE (SHARE)

“Sonny grabbed Bieber and threw him in his washing machine. After one short cold wash cycle, he captured enough screams of agony

windows media player www.edmpr.com
Nearly 5 years ago

WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)

When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a widespread underground Windows Media

LYFT deep house techno dubstep electro trance PR service
Nearly 5 years ago

CLUBBER HAS DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL CHAT WITH LYFT SPAM BOT IN FB EVENT PAGE

“House is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house.” A CLUBBER recently got

Bear Grylls EDM PR News www.edmpr.com
Nearly 5 years ago

BURNING MAN ‘TOO SURVIVALIST’ FOR BEAR GRYLLS – CANCELS APPEARANCE

“After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.”   BEAR GRYLLS, the world’s favorite survivalist

Deadmau5 helmet EDM PR News www.edmpr.com
Nearly 5 years ago

DEADMAU5 USES FAMOUS HELMET TO KEEP EGO IN PLACE AT PERFORMANCES

“WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT” DEADMAU5, arguably among

Atheist megaphone EDM NEWS www.edmpr.com
Nearly 5 years ago

ATHEISTS WITH MEGAPHONES SHOW AT EDM FESTIVAL; TRY AND CONVERT BELIEVERS

“If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s biggest EDM festivals, an

Ben Klock refused Berghain EDM PR www.edmpr.com
Nearly 5 years ago

ROOKIE BOUNCER REFUSES KLOCK AT BERGHAIN FOR LOOKING TOO CASUAL

With Klock in front of him in a blue shirt, wearing training pants and seeing how he completely skipped the line, laughing

Arse Smello
Nearly 5 years ago

SOURCE: MARSHMELLO TO SUE DJ ARSE SMELLO? (SHARE)

“I can’t mix for shit. Butt who cares? EDM is what I love and no one should be too anal about the

Trump Blue Da Ba Dee
Nearly 5 years ago

TRUMP: “MY BIGGEST SACRIFICE? LISTENING TO BLUE DA BA DEE, DA BA DA.”

“At the first notes, Donald cringed and thought the song to be horrible and of the worst kind” Caught in a world

pyro technics turntables EDM PR www.edmpr.com
Nearly 5 years ago

MARTIN GARRIX INVESTS IN UNIQUE SET OF PYRO-TECHNICS TURNTABLES

Whenever Martin is about to ignite the dancefloor with another floorburner, the turntables will throw 40 ft. high flames up in the

MEXICAN WALL EDM PR www.edmpr.com
Nearly 5 years ago

MEXICO TO FUND WALL TO PREVENT PISS POOR EDM FROM ENTERING THE COUNTRY

Juan del Carmen: “It will get a lot harder to visit our families stateside, but all for the greater good of preventing

roland tb 303
Nearly 5 years ago

ROLAND TO RE-RELEASE LEGENDARY TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB

JOKICHI TAMATEI: “WE DECIDED TO RE-RELEASE THE TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB SO IT COULD SOUND LIKE A BASS GUITAR AGAIN.” In